“Help” gets you to top of line: in need of solvation #plotfinder #finelines #shelfdiscovery
UPDATE: Solved by Jennifer G: The Year of Senior Insanity, by Sonya Levitin (who I also loved for “Journey to America,” a book I couldn’t remember for ages).
Plotfinder from Jenn. C.
The book is about a teenage girl who is class…Kewpie Doll? The uniform/costume involves a fluffy sweater, which she shrinks at one point by putting it in the dryer.
Her parents are away & boyfriend comes over to devirginize her — brings a bottle of Blue Nun, which they open, & then get busy on her waterbed — but the corkscrew punctures the bed.